Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Unwanted House Guests

Today is my birthday! 

I've never had any problems stating my age. Not sure if that's something women struggle with only at a certain point, but 2 days ago a cashier asked for my ID for a bottle of rum, so, with that being the ultimate compliment, I gladly announced I'm about to be 28!

I'm 28, engaged, mom of 3 cats and a lemon tree. That last one might be a purchase I regret. If the internet is right, it's going to be a giant pain in the ass to take care of it. But it looked so cute at the store! Can you blame me?

It's been over a year since my last post. Since the world has kind of stopped functioning, I didn't really feel like writing. Nothing happens, we don't go anywhere, don't see anyone, I've kind of been living in a bubble with Brian and the cats. (Who are pretty much attached to me at all times now)

[even as I'm writing this post]

But today I'm feeling great. It's my birthday, the summer is coming, birds are chirping, even though they shouldn't be at 5am... 
 
My life is pretty good, compared to everything else going on in the world. Or at least it was, until I found an unwanted party of guests in my apartment this morning. And this time it wasn't 3 strange men, who just casually entered my house, like last time. This time it's worse. This time... it's ANTS! And not just a couple of ants. A whole COLONY! 
Brian's at work and I don't know what to do. The internet has 100 different solutions, but how do I know which ones actually work? Do I kill them? Do I make friends, infiltrate the army and lead them elsewhere? Do I give them a hot beverage because I'm a good host? Do I just set the house on fire? SEND HELP! Or good advice, I'll accept both.
 
 
Stay safe and healthy
-B-



Unwanted House Guests

Today is my birthday!  I've never had any problems stating my age. Not sure if that's something women struggle with only at a certai...